Thinking about going to Jesusland?

This is a truly authentic account of the horrors Canadians (and other "foreigners") will have to go through in order to enter that theocracy next door...

So now you'll know how to prepare yourself ahead of time. I'll just give you a quick summary from a line in the post that I'm linking too:

I made sure I packed my Bible and Rosary to display with my passport and customs form.

I should really start developing a story to explain how I'm a Turbaned Christian... I'm sure it'll work out though, I'm pretty sure Jesus himself had a beard and long hair, I'll just try to think up something creative to justify the Dastaar/Turban...