Would've been a perfect opportunity

This is why it sucks that Alan from Occam's Carbuncle deleted his blog a couple of weeks ago...

He was perfect at ranting about ridiculous stories such as this:

Drinks companies have been ordered to use uglier men in their advertising campaigns.

The Advertising Standards Authority believes "balding" and "paunchy" men would be less likely to encourage women to drink to achieve social success.

The new advertising code stresses that links must not be made between alcohol and seduction.

This is England today.

I believe, maybe naively or wrongly, that Canada still hasn't fallen that far... yet.